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PostSubject: bechara chor   Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:44 am

chor 1 ghar mein chori karne gaya
tijori py likha tha..

tijori ko torne ki zarorat nahi 440# lagao or samne wale laal button ko dubao tijori khul jayegi...

jese he chorr ny button dubaya alarm baja or policwe agae..

jate waqt chor malik se bola
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maa qasam aaj insaniyat se aitbaar uth gaya hai....!!!
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:02 am

LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Waqai bhui... achi dhoka to dhoka hay na

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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:45 am

jee nahi ayse ko kehtey hein jeyse ko tesa
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:49 am

Aap jesay logon ki wajah say dunia main chori ka fun khatam hota ja reha hay aur log chhup chhup kay chori karnay ki bajaye deeda daleri say daakay dalnay lagay hain

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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:37 am

aap ko bari hamdardi hai choron se aap ghar k darwazey open rakha karin ok
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:42 am

2 baar rakha tha... chor aaya... ghar ko achi tarha dekha... aur meray takiay kay neechay 10 ka note daal gaya aur deewar per likh gaya... humen join kar lo, ghar khaali nahi rehay ga

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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:24 am

iss se tu behtar hai zardari ko join kar lein
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:42 pm

zardari ko joine karna aur choron ko join karna aik hi baat hai
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:57 am

Zardari ko join kar loon? Lakin uss kay liay to bohat high qualification ki zaroorat hay... Bewi ki marwanay ka fun aana chahiay, corruption ka maahir hona chahiay, jhootay waaday, ghair mulki doray aur bheek maangnay ka expert hona chahiay... sorry bhui... mujhay nahi hoga itna sub kuch

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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:46 am

phir na hova aap ka wehah hey Raba SA k weyah k methay rice kab khane ko milein ge
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:46 am

Jab Sakina Khala ki totli beti Jameela HAANNNNNNNNNNN karegi... aur woh ... Haan bhi aisa bolti hay jesay NAAAAAA bol rehi ho

Aur aap yeh meethay chawal ki aas to ab chhor hi den... Pakistan main cheeni ghaaib hay, pata nahi kya aap ko?

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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:29 am

chalo gur k chawal pakwa leena na
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PostSubject: Re: bechara chor   Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:09 pm

Gurr bhi to 80 rupee kilo hay, Zardari nay humari jaib main kuch chhora ho to kuch step aagay barhaaon na... Wesay main bhi kitna pagal hoon na... Zardari nay to apni bewi ko nahi chhora tha to....

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