http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/-t1.htm Jokes, Funny Poetry and Funny Items! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:50:13 GMT 10 http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/11/89/48/79/i_logo10.png http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/-t1.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/bechara-chor-t1303.htm najma chor 1 ghar mein chori karne gaya tijori py likha tha.. tijori ko torne ki zarorat nahi 440# lagao or samne wale laal button ko dubao tijori khul jayegi... jese he chorr ny button dubaya alarm baja or policwe agae.. jate waqt chor malik se bola . . . . maa qasam aaj insaniyat se aitbaar uth gaya hai....!!! FunLand Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:44:36 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/bechara-chor-t1303.htm#26817 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/bechara-chor-t1303.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aaj-k-bachay-t1318.htm najma ]]> FunLand Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:50:13 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aaj-k-bachay-t1318.htm#26990 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aaj-k-bachay-t1318.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aitraz-t1311.htm najma Boy and Girl were on date



Girl:

Kya tum mujhay shadi kay baad bhi isi tarha dinner par lai jao gai??????

Boy:


Zaroor

Agar tumharay shohar ko koi aietraz na hoa tou............

__________________]]> FunLand Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:51:57 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aitraz-t1311.htm#26853 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aitraz-t1311.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-romantically-compatible-you-are-t1261.htm ghazanfarAli Want to find out how romantically compatible you are with someone else? Then try our Love Oracle below... it will give you an answer, and allow you to draw a tarot card which may help define your relationship. It's fun, but don't take it too seriously! How long have you known this person? Less than 1 month Less than 3 months More than 3 months How often do you speak with this person in a personal/friendly way? Hardly ever, less than twice per week Quite regularly, but less than 5 times ... FunLand Thu, 05 Mar 2009 05:34:55 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-romantically-compatible-you-are-t1261.htm#26318 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-romantically-compatible-you-are-t1261.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/sardar-english-k-paper-main-fail-ho-gaya-t1264.htm najma Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I’m not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2 green pur thousanda FunLand Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:11:33 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/sardar-english-k-paper-main-fail-ho-gaya-t1264.htm#26369 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/sardar-english-k-paper-main-fail-ho-gaya-t1264.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/latest-survey-t1258.htm Smart Aleck
10% said YES
5% said NO
85% said Sapny mat dikhao, hamari aisi qismat kahan....]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:34:41 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/latest-survey-t1258.htm#26208 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/latest-survey-t1258.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/jawab-do-gay-t1257.htm Smart Aleck
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Answer is

"Miyan Wali".]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:32:16 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/jawab-do-gay-t1257.htm#26207 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/jawab-do-gay-t1257.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/murgha-murghi-ki-love-story-t1256.htm Smart Aleck
Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye Kia Ker Sakte Ho?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1 Anda De k Dikhao.]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:30:28 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/murgha-murghi-ki-love-story-t1256.htm#26206 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/murgha-murghi-ki-love-story-t1256.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/true-friend-t1255.htm Smart Aleck
Catches the second and stop the third.

If fourth one comes then slaps you and says

"Lay AB Khul Ke Ro Lay"...]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:29:10 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/true-friend-t1255.htm#26205 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/true-friend-t1255.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aik-baar-aaja-ajaa-t1254.htm Smart Aleck
"Jhlak dikh laja, Jhlak dikh laja"


Girl (Chappal nikal k): "Ek bar aja aja aja aja aja"]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:26:39 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aik-baar-aaja-ajaa-t1254.htm#26204 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/aik-baar-aaja-ajaa-t1254.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/yeh-aankho-walay-t1253.htm Smart Aleck
Shohar: "Ager tum khoobsorat hoti...

to

Kya aankhon walay tumhen mere liye chortay?]]> FunLand Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:24:47 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/yeh-aankho-walay-t1253.htm#26202 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/yeh-aankho-walay-t1253.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/you-all-r-invited-t1233.htm Smart Aleck
Don't bring any gift... ok?

Just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!]]> FunLand Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:01:07 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/you-all-r-invited-t1233.htm#25775 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/you-all-r-invited-t1233.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/ammi-ne-samjhayi-nahin-t1166.htm najma yeh baat samajh main ayi nahin ammi ne samjhayi nahin main kaise meethi baat karoon jab main ne mithayi khayi nahin chanda kaisa mamoon hai jab ammi ka woh bhai nahin kyun lambe baal hian bhalu ke kyun usne tind karayi nahin kya woh bhi ganda bacha hai ya jungle main koi nayi nahin dadi ke miyan dada hain nani ke miyan nana hain to baji ke miyan baja hain? Yeh baat samajh main ayi nahin ammi ne samjhayi nahin FunLand Fri, 23 Jan 2009 05:44:20 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/ammi-ne-samjhayi-nahin-t1166.htm#25009 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/ammi-ne-samjhayi-nahin-t1166.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/april-fool-t1184.htm Smart Aleck
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool".

I have pass. ]]> FunLand Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:53:47 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/april-fool-t1184.htm#25328 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/april-fool-t1184.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/lottery-laga-day-t1230.htm Smart Aleck
After 11 years vahay guru angrily appears and says: "oye ullu de pathhay... Aik baar ticket to lee le"]]> FunLand Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:53:39 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/lottery-laga-day-t1230.htm#25772 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/lottery-laga-day-t1230.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/find-out-one-truth-about-these-pictures-if-you-can-t1244.htm Aisha Not able to find? Then go down The model is a male....... FunLand Sun, 22 Feb 2009 13:06:47 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/find-out-one-truth-about-these-pictures-if-you-can-t1244.htm#25942 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/find-out-one-truth-about-these-pictures-if-you-can-t1244.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/write-in-t1231.htm Smart Aleck he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"]]> FunLand Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:55:17 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/write-in-t1231.htm#25773 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/write-in-t1231.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/main-tumse-shadi-nahi-t1183.htm Smart Aleck Aurat - "Kyon?"

Mard - "Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain"
Aurat - "Kaun?"

Mard - "Meri bewi aur bachay" ]]> FunLand Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:50:48 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/main-tumse-shadi-nahi-t1183.htm#25327 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/main-tumse-shadi-nahi-t1183.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/stonage-it-t1137.htm Anoosh Tariq FunLand Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:02:14 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/stonage-it-t1137.htm#24565 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/stonage-it-t1137.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/hanso-ya-samjho-t1232.htm Smart Aleck Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH]]> FunLand Fri, 13 Feb 2009 03:56:40 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/hanso-ya-samjho-t1232.htm#25774 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/hanso-ya-samjho-t1232.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/banta-dukhi-hay-t1185.htm Smart Aleck
Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa... ]]> FunLand Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:54:48 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/banta-dukhi-hay-t1185.htm#25329 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/banta-dukhi-hay-t1185.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-to-kill-a-lion-t1187.htm Smart Aleck
Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."]]> FunLand Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:10:12 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-to-kill-a-lion-t1187.htm#25332 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/how-to-kill-a-lion-t1187.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/acche-se-ek-gare-ho-t1175.htm ghazanfarAli
acche se ek gare ho.................................
per yah kia????]]> FunLand Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:59:20 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/acche-se-ek-gare-ho-t1175.htm#25084 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/acche-se-ek-gare-ho-t1175.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/cow-can-t-fly-t1168.htm Anoosh Tariq Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly! FunLand Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:41:49 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/cow-can-t-fly-t1168.htm#25039 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/cow-can-t-fly-t1168.htm http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/nai-film-t1148.htm Smart Aleck
Maa: Kahan thy?

Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha "Maa Ka Pyar"

Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh "Baap ki Maar"]]> FunLand Fri, 16 Jan 2009 02:29:05 GMT http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/nai-film-t1148.htm#24707 http://mehfil.forumotion.com/funland-f3/nai-film-t1148.htm